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Monday 11 April 2011

Clean Underwear, Accidents, Searches

My mother never stressed enough the importance of clean underwear whenever my person was leaving home. She always insisted that if I had luggage, I pack only the clean and never worn underwear in case I needed to open my case in public or someone had to open it for some awkward reason.


She also preached that it was always possible a car could hit me and it was helpful if one wore clean underwear. Imagine paramedics patching you up only to be distracted by underwear that is almost falling apart at the seams with an elastic knot to make it tighter round the waste. Even if the pair of undergarments one is wearing are relatively in good shape its of utmost importance that they be clean. (Ever wonder why a strange whiff was flowing that smartly dressed woman or man around despite their immaculate outward appearance?) Believe me CLEAN underwear is a must. However for some individuals, its not changed enough. So don't be a social nuisance --change that underwear. When we run out of underwear at times we make do with the least offensive pair. This should never happen. If you only have one set of underwear, wash it at night and sleep commando. It will be dry by morning and you wont have to recycle and sniff for one that doest have skid marks lol. You may think you smell okay but believe me--things get rather sweaty and smelly by the end of the day.
This might sound extreme till you get to see what type of underwear people put on and hide in their drawers. Faded and discolored should head straight for the garbage dump or if like me you are superstitious..burn it so someone does steal it for purposes I don't want to delve in at this time.
I was raised with the rationale to always have a good set and a spare (for when am travelling).
So ladies and gentlemen, make sure you buy enough underwear and discard the no-elastic faded ones on a regular basis.
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